Story of a Bald Frog- sans illustrations
There once was a green frog named Joe.
Whose hair he just could not grow.
The situation did nothing but vex him,
Each time he saw his reflection
And soft breezes would blow.
Now, along comes a toad named Ned.
Quite ashamed of his shiny bald head.
He had tried every rub,
Every sprinkle and scrub-
Said to make one’s mane grow.
Well Joe saw Ned, and Ned saw Joe.
Then both of them said “Oh”.
They were quick to discover
From seeing each other
They both suffer the same woe.
So they set up a shop in Reeseda.
with a seamstress named Rita.
Now they sell hats and wigs
take custom made gigs.
And business hasn’t been too slow.
